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Political Tidbits 5/31/06

Political Tidbits: Haditha, what really happened? The Top Five Reasons Congressman William Jefferson had $100,000 of cash in his freezer.
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Quote of the Day
MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION

"Unfortunately, demagoguery has led to 'profits' becoming a dirty word. Nonprofit is seen as more righteous, particularly when people pompously stand before us and declare, 'We're a nonprofit organization.' . . . Here's a little test. Which entities produce greater consumer satisfaction: for-profit enterprises such as supermarkets, computer makers and clothing stores, or nonprofit entities such as public schools, post offices and motor vehicle departments?"
- Columnist Walter Williams



TIDBITS
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."


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War on Terror Good News:Teach Them Capitalism

It's one step at a time to bring a country from virtually no government into this modern era of central governments and an international community. Of course the U.S. government needs Afghani contractors. So teach them how to do it, show them the paperwork, be a national mentor.

Every time yon reader sees or hears the Lamestream screeching about this IED or that insurgency, know that behind the scenes, each and every day, quietly and with little fanfare, dedicated Americans are inviting our former enemies of Iraq and Afghanistan to join the international market.

They won't stop that lucrative poppy growing overnight. The Lamestream doesn't get this. The Lamestream expects to undo hundreds of years of tribal rule and tyrannical governments within its specified media time period.

From Defenselink.mil:
Afghan meeting for U.S. contracts KABUL, Afghanistan, May 21, 2006 - The second annual Combined Forces Command Afghanistan Vendor Day was held May 17 at the Serena Hotel here.

Contracting officers from Camp Eggers, Camp Phoenix and Bagram Air Base were there to inform and educate the Kabul business community on U.S. procurement practices.

Going Around Hamas in Palestine

I watched Israel's new Prime Minister Olmert with my own eyes this past Tuesday 5/23/06 during a press conference with President Bush. Olmert proudly proclaimed that Israel would be supplying medicines and hospital supplies directly to hospitals in Palestine. This way the corrupt Palestinians don't get their hands on it first.

In fact, this seems to be the route the international community is taking as regards the greedy terrorists the Palestinians have elected as their leader. The idea is to go AROUND this organization to pay the salaries of the hospital workers and other needed Palestinian institutions to maintain the public good.

The Palestinian plan was to thumb its nose at the international community, elect terrorists to run their country, then dare Israel and the rest to withhold money needed to keep the citizens healthy and out of chaos.

Well you get what you elect. Palestine is the country where the rest of the Islamofascist world sends their terrorists to attack Israel. To keep the population roiled, Islamofascist schools teach Palestinian children hatred of the Jews and the glories of suicide.

So the international community will simply have to go around the elected terrorist government and it seems to be working.

From Seattlepi:
Israel to give medicines to Palestinians.

Quartet - EU, Russia, UN, and United States - to pay the salaries of some 160,000 Palestinian employees without giving the money to the Hamas-led government.

But as Olmert said to Wolf Blitzer on Sunday May 21 2006, there is no "humanitarian crisis", but a question of salaries to the Hamas (terror organization's parliament) guys...

Meanwhile, on Friday, Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri was detained by forces loyal to PA Chairman Mahmoud Abbas at the Rafah crossing after he attempted to smuggle €639,000 in cash into Gaza from Egypt.

What Happened at Haditha?

Haditha is an Iraqi town not at all friendly to the coalition forces. According to the article from Time magazine, marines regularly found bombs around their base near the little town near the Euphrates River.

The story of Haditha as published by the loyal American Time magazine, is very disturbing.

Click on the link below to read the story of Haditha as told to Time magazine. There are some strange things about the tale.

For now, know that the America-hating PA congress critter, John Murtha, was on a recent Chris Matthews' Hardball, an America-hating TV pundit show. Murtha could hardly wait or contain his glee that American marines were involved in another "My Lai". My Lai, for those who might not remember (I remember it well) was a massacre of Vietnamese civilians that occurred during that war. Civilians were murdered, allegedly in cold blood. Although I caution, during that era the Lamestream media had a solid grip on American news and as I have bitterly learned, much of what they reported was an outright lie.

With the Lamestream media still obsessed with keeping their power to mold public opinion and thought, they must have wet dreams over another My Lai in Iraq. Well before any investigation into the incident is complete, there's an American congress critter out and about and reporting about Haditha. And Chris Matthews, a guy who has trouble controlling his spit at any rate, was practically salivating when he got to utter the words "My Lai" in response to America-hating Murtha's report. I bet ole Chris had an erection at the thought of those glory days of lying about everything as was done during the Carter and Nixon administration.

I read the report linked below and I'll point out some strange things I noted. Plus, with the understanding that I am NOT a unbiased journalist like the Lamestream guys pretend to be, some of my thoughts on the matter. I urge yon reader to read the entire article lest my opinions/speculation cloud the matter.

How it came down, a unit of marines and some Iraqi army trainees were making a foray into the small town of Haditha. An IED (Improvised Explosive Device) went off and killed the driver of the marine unit. It was a particularly horrific explosion in that the IED was jerry-rigged up to some sort of propane tank.

According to the marine report of the incident, the unit was then under gunfire from nearby houses. What happened in response to this gunfire is still confusing.

Supposedly both Iraqi soldiers and American marines followed the source of the gunfire and determined it was coming from a nearby house. At this point, the Time story is based mostly on the story told by a young child. Said young child states she saw the whole thing while hiding in the corner trying to protect her younger sibling.

Right here we have a problem because how much weight should be put into the testimony of a child, a child telling a story of what happened when all hell broke lose? Another oddity, the younger sibling will not talk because he/she is too traumatized by the incident to talk about it.

The child providing these details is nine years old. The brother she was trying to protect is eight. Why is only one child talking about it? If a nine year old recalls enough to describe what happened, couldn't her eight year old brother verify it? I know, I know. The brother is too traumatized. Or could it be younger brother Abdul has a different version of events? I certainly do not know if this is the case but keep this possibility in mind.

The child, Eman Waleed, says Iraq soldiers carried her out of the house along with her brother. When she asked why her grandparents were shot and killed, Eman says the Iraqi soldiers told her "The Americans did it".

Interestingly, the gunfire was reported to be coming from the Waleed house. According to Eman, all her family was doing was gathering in their parlor to read the Koran. She says this is how her family reacts when they hear explosives going off.

A really odd thing for a family to do when rockets and IED's are going boom in the vicinity. You'd think Eman's grandparents would get the children to safety or some such, maybe even get to safety themselves. Instead the family gathers in a room, a handy room with a window I remind, to read the Koran.

While the marines were inside of Eman's house, they allege they heard a sound they believed to be the racking of an AKA-47. As Time magazine reports, heh, Eman and "relatives not inside the house" allege there were no guns in the house. Seven people were killed inside the Waleed house. Two people escaped. A man and a woman ran from the house. Marines chased them and shot and killed the man.

The marines reported that a second house began firing on them and they threw a grenade inside the house. The grenade hit a propane tank in the home's kitchen and this caused, as one might imagine, a huge explosion. Eight people were killed in this house, allegedly from marine gunfire but I'm thinking that propane explosion could have killed a few. The marines report that there was no military gunfire in this house, that a marine was left to guard the house, assumedly after the propane explosion.

The marines then raided a third house, it's not clear why. I'm guessing, and it's only a guess, that the marines threw the grenade into the house where they THOUGHT the gunfire was coming from and the propane explosion occurred. Perhaps the gunfire kept on coming thus the marines realized they had grenaded the wrong house so went to yet another house from where the gunfire was coming. This house belonged to man named Ahmed Ayed and his son, Yousif, lived next door. Yousif says he heard gunfire and ran next door to his father's house. He says that Iraqi soldiers were guarding the house and warned him not to go in or the "Americans will kill you too".

There's an awful lot of reports here about Iraqi soldiers pointing the finger at Americans. Please take note of this.

Yousif says he could tell by the blood tracks on the floor of his father's house that the "Americans" had dragged his four brothers across the floor and shot them in a nearby closet. Marines allowed entry into the house the following day and this is when we must assume Yousif did his sturdy detective work.

First, folks, why on earth would the marines bother to drag four men into a closet to shoot them? The first child, Eman, says the marines shot her grandmother and grandfather in front of her eyes. So why would the marines bother with the closet? Or could the brave four brothers have been HIDING in the closet?

Time magazine does include the following quote:
The available evidence does not provide conclusive proof that the Marines deliberately killed innocents in Haditha. But the accounts of human-rights groups that investigated the incident and survivors and local officials who spoke to Time do raise questions about whether the extent of force used by the Marines was justified-and whether the Marines were initially candid about what took place.

Well this is an understatement. Of course available evidence provides no conclusive proof that marines deliberately killed innocents. Because they DID NOT. The marines were taking gunfire and they were trying to stop it. They threw grenades, they broke into homes where the gunfire was coming from. In one of the homes the victims were huddled up and reading the Koran as explosions and gunfire raged around them. Yeah, right.

The victims of the Haditha episode were taken to a nearby hospital morgue where the story gets even murkier. A doctor at one of the hospitals reported that the victims the marines reported as being killed by the propane explosion all had gunshot wounds. A rookie journalist then shows up on the scene and begins taking pictures of the dead bodies. A human rights group, the Hammurabi Human Rights Group (wow, THIS sounds like an impartial group) gets a hold of the pictures and video and reports the incident to the American military. In January of this year the military launches an investigation into the incident.

Here we are in late spring 2006 and whoever's trying to make this Haditha incident into another My Lai are on the job. Time magazine and John Murtha are declaring it to be a massacre by the military with hardly any evidence but the testimony of a nine year old girl and the brother of the four brothers shot in the closet, heh. By the way, two AKA-47's were recovered from this house so why did this family need these things?

I might also point out that the Iraqi soldiers were very eager to keep mentioning American soldiers as doing the killing. Iraqi soldiers would be way more knowledgeable about families in the area. I'm thinking this Haditha was a hotbed of insurgents and the Iraqi soldiers as well as the marines knew it. Don't forget that these insurgents think nothing of keeping women and children around during their ersatz "battles" as protection against the enemy American soldiers who don't really like killing women and children. Indeed a few women and children escaped when, what with all that shooting going on, they could have easily killed them.

It's possible that the Iraqi soldiers did the "collateral damage" in Haditha but are desperate to blame Americans.

So what's with those bloody pictures? Bloody pictures of Iraqi victims are a dime a dozen. The pictures are of the victims of the Haditha episode AFTER they were killed. Somebody, perhaps that doctor alleging bullet wounds instead of burns from propane tank explosions and such, let this "human rights" group in to take pictures of the bodies in the morgue. It's not like the marines hid the bodies or anything.

What's more damning, is how quick an American congress critter was to point a finger at our soldiers and accusing them or participating in another My Lai. This based on very, very questionable evidence.

Soon enough the military will produce a report. I suspect Haditha was a hotbed of insurgency and the marines and Iraqi soldiers knew it. I suspect that the brave insurgents surrounded themselves with family, including women and children, and when the shots were fired and continued, the marines did what an army has to do. It's possible a grenade was thrown into the wrong house to stop the endless gunfire endangering our troops. I don't want to shrug but hey, somebody was firing on American and Iraqi troops from nearby houses. Somebody set up an explosive IED that killed an American marine. Something was going on in Haditha and it had to be stopped. The history of violence in Haditha was well known when this foray into the deadly town began. If you had a precious family living in a place where military fights were an ongoing thing, wouldn't you move them to someplace safer?

Again, I can't get mad at the insurgents in Haditha. THEY are fighting a war after all. I am damn angry at an American congress critter who hates America all ready to declare our soldiers as murderers when I know down to the last cell in my body, that Murtha knows the truth.

How despicable.

Before reading the article, I did just a wee bit of research on Haditha. It would turn out that Haditha residents had been warned to leave the town as far back as October of 2005.

A few more tidbits to note before reading the article.

From Health-now.org:
BAGHDAD, 6 October (IRIN) - Nearly 1,000 families have fled their homes in Haditha in western Iraq following the launch of a US-led military operation to hunt down in insurgents in the town in the Euphrates river valley, according to residents in the area.

From the same article:
Residents in the district, which is mainly inhabited by Sunni Muslims opposed to the US-backed government in Baghdad, said people had been fleeing from Haditha and the nearby towns of Haqlaniyah and Barwana, following repeated air strikes.

From Yahoo.com:
Twenty Marines and an Iraqi interpreter were killed in Haditha in an ambush and roadside bomb on Aug. 1 and Aug 3. Last spring, a suicide car bombing wrecked Haditha General Hospital, the region's largest. The U.S. military has said that Iraq's most-wanted terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, head of Al-Qaida in Iraq, once had a home in Haditha.

The same article above also details concerns by the military that the Haditha hospital is a hiding place for insurgents and, indeed, two doctors were arrested from that same hospital by the Iraqi security forces.

Much more on Haditha can be foundHERE.

Now on to the Time article.

From Time.com:
. On the morning of Nov. 19, 2005, a roadside bomb struck a humvee carrying Marines from Kilo Company, 3rd Battalion, 1st Marines, on a road near Haditha, a restive town in western Iraq. The bomb killed Lance Corporal Miguel (T.J.) Terrazas, 20, from El Paso, Texas. The next day a Marine communique from Camp Blue Diamond in Ramadi reported that Terrazas and 15 Iraqi civilians were killed by the blast and that "gunmen attacked the convoy with small-arms fire," prompting the Marines to return fire, killing eight insurgents and wounding one other.

The Snarky Senate

Okay, it's not an outright fist fight. But Arlen Specter, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee got into a snarky snipe fest with Russ Feingold. Russ, a RINO (Republican In Name Only), left the committee meeting in a snit and a comment that he preferred the constitution and was leaving that meeting on legalizing gay marriage.

From Yahoo.com:
A Senate committee approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage Thursday, after a shouting match that ended when one Democrat strode out and the Republican chairman bid him "good riddance."

"I don't need to be lectured by you. You are no more a protector of the Constitution than am I," Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa., shouted after Sen. Russ Feingold (news, bio, voting record) declared his opposition to the amendment, his affinity for the Constitution and his intention to leave the meeting.

"If you want to leave, good riddance," Specter finished.

"I've enjoyed your lecture, too, Mr. Chairman," replied Feingold, D-Wis., who is considering a run for president in 2008. "See ya."

Heh.
He's on Video Taking Cash, on Audio Arranging the Deal, and the Cash Was Found in His Freezer.

But beware. As Louisiana congress critter warns, there are two sides of the story.

From Yahoo.com:
ALEXANDRIA, Va. - A congressman under investigation for bribery was caught on videotape accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from an FBI informant whose conversations with the lawmaker also were recorded, according to a court document released Sunday. Agents later found the cash hidden in his freezer.

Congressman William Jefferson, Democrat, Louisiana, got himself all involved with a Nigerian telecommunication company. So much involved that even while other New Orleans' residents waited on rooftops for rescue, the man hijacked a National Guard vehicle to take him to his house. This incident was covered on this blog HERE almost right after Hurricane Katrina struck. National Guardsmen report that Jefferson came out of his house with what appeared to be a small refrigerator or freezer.

Now there may be, I caution yon readers, a very logical reason why Congress critter Jefferson, Democrat Louisiana, was so desperate to save his refrigerator during Hurricane Katrina. There may also be a logical reason for him to be making a deal with a Nigerian telecom company when he should be working for the citizens of his district. Perhaps he was working on the purchase of a more effective communications system for Louisiana.

William Jefferson of LA. As for the cold cash in his freezer, since Jefferson can't comment why he had so much cash on hand due to restraints from his attorneys, let us compile the Top Five Reasons Had Over $90,000 in Cash in His Freezer:

  • Number 5-Due to Hurricane Katrina, only cash was available for the collection of local property taxes. Jefferson was keeping the property tax cash in his freezer to keep it safe from the flood waters.

  • Number 4-Some of the stranded New Orleans residents in St. Bernard's parish took up a collection for the brave National Guard rescuing them. Jefferson collected the cash thrown from the roof tops of residents as they threw the cash down for him to give to the National Guard.

  • Number 3- Banks in Louisiana had no working computers and Jefferson had to make a withdrawal in cash. He was withdrawing so much money because he was going to pay a local contractor cash to fix up his flooded house.

  • Number 2-The whole thing was a joke. He wanted to show his friends what "cold, hard cash" felt like.

  • And the Number 1 reason Why William Jefferson Had Over $90,000 in Cash in His Freezer-
    Hand to God, he thought it was monopoly money.

    Jefferson Should Follow McKinney's Example

    Because of the videos, recordings and cash in his freezer, William Jefferson, Democrat Louisiana, was asked by House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi to resign from his chair on the House Ways and Means Committee. Jefferson, citing the aforementioned two sides to every story, refused.

    Cynthia McKinney, congress critter, Democrat, Alabama, got herself into trouble by slapping a capitol hill cop with her cell phone as he stopped her from entering the hallowed halls of congress without any identification.

    Now we hear, from The Hill, that McKinney is signing on to a bill congratulating the capitol hill cops for their fine job performance.

    Of course perhaps McKinney wants to congratulate the capitol hill cops for driving Patrick Kennedy home when he was caught driving impaired all around the watering holes of D.C. THAT's the way a congress critter should be treated, McKinney might reason.
    Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga.), who could face criminal charges for striking a Capitol Police officer at a security checkpoint in March, has signed on to a resolution commending the police force for its "courage and professionalism."

    We're Not Done With Corrupt Congress Critters Yet

    Remember the Torch? Yea the infamous Robert Torricelli of New Jersey, who sent his source of many funds and endless gifts to jail while he got to resign into obscurity.

    Hold on a minute! You mean the Torch was involved with Saddam's oil-for-palaces scam? Say it ain't so.

    From Northjersey.com:
    A pair of prominent former New Jersey officials - Robert G. Torricelli and James Courter -- are under investigation for allegedly aiding a Bergen County businessman's efforts to land lucrative contracts in Iraq.

    In the past year, investigators with the United Nations have questioned the actions of Torricelli and Courter during both men's private meetings with key Iraqi and U.N. officials, according to a source with knowledge of the probe.

    Torricelli, the source said, was seeking contracts for Cresskill commodities trader David Chang from the U.N.'s controversial oil-for-food program, a $60 billion humanitarian effort launched in 1996 to aid the Iraqi people suffering under dictator Saddam Hussein.

    An Award for Murtha

    Okay, so Murtha is ready to condemn our soldiers laboring in 100 plus degree heat, risking their lives, based on scanty and suspect evidence re Haditha as delineated above. It takes a brave and courageous man to do such a thing.

    At least as the "Profiles in Courage" committee sees it. For the lovely Murtha has been awarded a John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage award.

    JFK, of PT 109 fame, must be rolling in his grave.

    From KDKA.com:
    On Monday, Murtha is to be awarded the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award in Boston for his bold pronouncement that U.S. troops should be pulled out of Iraq.

    By the way, Murtha is running for re-election this year. It's very unlikely his constituency will unseat him as he has dutifully brought home plenty of bacon over his many years in the House. But if you want to help unseat this nasty man, here is his opponent's web site.

    Oops. Hillary Meant That All Other Young People Don't Like Hard Work...Except Chelsea

    Chelsea Clinton landed herself a 6 figure salary as a consultant in 2003. Something that happens to all college graduates shortly after graduation.

    What with the hard work involved with Chelsea lending her name to McKinsey & Co., Chelsea phoned up her Mom to complain about her comments at a Chamber of Commerce gathering.
    From CNN.com:
    After telling an audience that young people today "think work is a four-letter word," Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said she apologized to her daughter.

    "I said, 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to convey the impression that you don't work hard,"' Clinton said Sunday in a commencement address at Long Island University. "I just want to set the bar high, because we are in a competition for the future."

    The senator said that her daughter, Chelsea, phoned to complain after learning about the comments. The 26-year-old was hired in 2003 by McKinsey & Co. as a consultant, reportedly for a six-figure salary. She received a master's degree from Oxford University after graduating from Stanford University in 2001.

    "She called and she said, 'Mom, I do work hard and my friends work hard,"' Clinton said Sunday.

    By the way, I did a little browsing at McKinsey & Co's web site. There's a lot of words throughout the site but allow me to summarize. McKinsey & Co. is a company set up to essentially get American money into other countries.

    Against the Fence
    Americans, silly me, understand such as fences. Indeed many of us minions out here in la-la land quite like fences and we have a common sense saying that fences make good neighbors.

    Let the record show the following congress critters voted AGAINST the fence between the United States and Mexico.

    All Democrats. All liberal Democrats.
    Akaka (D-HI)
    Bingaman (D-NM)
    Cantwell (D-WA)
    Dodd (D-CT)
    Durbin (D-IL)
    Feingold (D-WI)
    Inouye (D-HI)
    Jeffords (I-VT)
    Kennedy (D-MA)
    Lautenberg (D-NJ)
    Lieberman (D-CT)
    Menendez (D-NJ)
    Murray (D-WA)
    Obama (D-IL)
    Reed (D-RI)
    Sarbanes (D-MD)

    Merryland "Fixing" Their Election System

    My home state of Maryland, whose senator voted AGAINST the border fence, see above, is going to have a six day election "day" this year. Though some have problems with this system and how vote fraud is going to be avoided.

    Merryland congress critters have been in a real tizzy over the election of Governor Ehrlich and that silly man's intent to purge the state and Baltimore city of do-nothing political appointees.

    One can understand how this guy has got to go. And if you can't beat them by a fair election, then do the next best thing. CHEAT.

    It should not take six days to cast a vote and we understand this out here in la-la land. We see millions vote in a four hour period after the last American Idol competition and hey, someone tell Merryland Democrats we have computers now.

    Even more intriguing is the following comment by Merryland's State Board of Election Administrator:
    After the meeting, Mrs. Lamone told reporters that if some persons vote more than once, all of their votes still would be counted in the final results, adding that multiple votes were counted in past elections. 'It's a secret ballot,' she said. 'How can we avoid it.'" - The Washington Times, "Ehrlich Warns of Election Lawsuit," May 18, 2006

    A Refreshing and Fighting Honesty

    If yon reader is tired of this country's corrupt politicians, their questionable party loyalty and the politicos' constant attempts to protect their incumbency, we end with this picture of two Czechoslovakian politicians duking it out.

    Perhaps Arlen should have just punched Feingold in the nose. It would be the most original action the American House of Lords has taken in years.

    From BBC.com:
    Fighting politicians


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  • Tuesday

    Gardens, Wrens, Grackles, Baby Bunnies and Beautiful Springs

    Grackles, Wrens, Baby Bunnies. Also, garden notes on a beautiful spring.
    Pic of the Day
    Beautiful Lily




    Quote of the Day
    Senator John McCain on the blogosphere:

    When I was a young man, I was quite infatuated with self-expression, and rightly so because, if memory conveniently serves, I was so much more eloquent, well-informed, and wiser than anyone else I knew. It seemed I understood the world and the purpose of life so much more profoundly than most people. I believed that to be especially true with many of my elders, people whose only accomplishment, as far as I could tell, was that they had been born before me, and, consequently, had suffered some number of years deprived of my insights. I had opinions on everything, and I was always right. I loved to argue, and I could become understandably belligerent with people who lacked the grace and intelligence to agree with me. With my superior qualities so obvious, it was an intolerable hardship to have to suffer fools gladly. So I rarely did. All their resistance to my brilliantly conceived and cogently argued views proved was that they possessed an inferior intellect and a weaker character than God had blessed me with, and I felt it was my clear duty to so inform them. It's a pity that there wasn't a blogosphere then. I would have felt very much at home in the medium.



    Tidbits
    In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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    Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.
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    Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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    Coca-Cola was originally green.
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    It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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    The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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    The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
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    The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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    The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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    The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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    Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
    A. Their birthplace


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    The Gardens Grow and Spring 2006 Shines

    It was mid-May 2006 and I sat on the front porch as the cool breezes kept the trees dancing and waving their new spring leaves.

    It's been like this most of spring in this year of our Lord, 2006. There's been a noticeable lack of rain and as a gardener, I must worry. Yet here in the wilds of Delaware, almost every day of April and then May broke cool and clean. Breezes blow in from the nearby ocean and the temperature has remained a steadfast 65-70 on most days.

    It's like living on a tropical island.

    It was such a beautiful day that mid-May on my modest porch perch that I could not, even though lunch and Rush Limbaugh beckoned, pull myself up to leave the beauty of the weather and the bloom of the spring flowers.

    Human beings have a tendency to worry about good things rather than just enjoy them. I'd been for the first two months of the spring 2006 fretting and clucking about the lack of rainfall, the unusual beauty of the daily weather, the need to augment natural rainfall with water from the hose.

    On that porch day I finally leaned back in my chair and decided to enjoy the beauty of sunshine, breezes, waving foliage and spring floral displays. God, I pondered from the porch perch, wants us to have these beautiful days and here I sit worrying about it.

    The human tendency, as I saw it, was to assume the "if things are looking up, watch out" line of thinking.

    So Whoever sent this beautiful spring weather to the Delaware swamps this spring, know that I am thankful for the beautiful, breezy bounty. Across the fruited plains there are floods, endless rains, heat waves, odd snow storms, tornados and a myriad of strange weather, while here on the Delmarva peninsula almost every day dawned pleasant and comfortable.

    I felt guilty about that. Yet if I had a choice I'd have detoured the Midwest tornados out to sea and stopped the flooding New England rains in the clouds. But I had no choice save the choice of actually enjoying the beautiful weather that provided amazing blue skies and comfortable weather for most of the Delmarva spring. So I remained on the porch, marveling at the beautiful weather and wondering if I was the only one on the planet to notice.

    A few days later, at lunch at my niece's home, I remarked on the beautiful spring weather this spring. "It has been gorgeous," my niece responded. "And it's unusual; very often we barely have a spring before it turns into a hot summer." I was so delighted that at least one someone else in my surround took note of the beautiful weather. As my niece pointed out, it's a bit unusual in this neck of the woods.

    I'm much happier now that I decided to stop fighting the anomaly and just sit back and enjoy it.

    Of course, the dearth of rainfall and the unusually cool weather through to now almost Memorial Day 2006 has had some effect on the garden plantings. I put the annuals in the ground a bit early. Common wisdom has it that such as annuals should not be planted until Mother's Day. The notion being that around the second Sunday in May all danger of frost has passed.

    My houseplants, also sent outside in late April, sulked and turn brown at the unusually chilly temperatures this time of year. Begonias definitely get an attitude in cool weather. Instead of welcoming their garden spot by growing proud and green, these annuals actually began to shrink in their garden spot! The marigolds tentatively began to grow but slowly and with not much enthusiasm. Petunias, an annual that normally thrives in hot and humid weather, oddly grew with at least a little bit of enthusiasm. Coleus, that annual more beloved for its colorful leaves, sulked so much that many of them have totally disappeared for the chill.

    I suspect that come the first hot weather spell these annuals will finally show some spunk and begin to grow. They were, however, contributing to my worry about this unusual spring in that what gardener wants to watch plants placed lovingly in the eco-system actually huddle down real small instead of growing like they are supposed to do?

    Despite the crankiness of the annuals, the gardens' perennials grew and flourished and the garden evolved from the stark of winter into the lush of spring. Just as they were designed to do. For perennials, unlike the annuals really meant for more tropical regions of the world, adapt to changes in weather quite handily and in fact, seemed to enjoy the bevy of cool-weather days just fine.

    Evolution of the gardens


    The container garden is essentially completed. Picture below.
    Container Garden Serendipity Shore


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    Grackles and Baby Bunnies

    Never mind the unusual weather, the birds, bees and bunnies have been busy here in Serendipity Shore in the wilds of Delaware.

    The saga of the baby grackles is a story I've been following and it gets interesting.

    For I've seen baby birds as they left their safe and beloved nests. In the case of the baby grackle I got to see one dive back INTO its nest. It was a hoot.

    The grackles made their nest in an evergreen bush on my neighbor's property. Said evergreen bush juts high above the fence line leaving me easy view from my porch perch of the comings and goings of busy bird parents as they tended to their nestlings.

    So I knew the grackle nest was in the bush and with bemusement I'd watch the grackle parents rushing to find bugs then flying into the bush. Right after the parents got to the evergreen bush I'd hear the baby grackles and boy did they let their parents know how hungry they were and why were they so late with the bugs already? The grackles would then feed the complaining children and on the way out of the nest they would carry off a fecal sac in their beak. Baby birds do not poop in their nest. Instead they poop a sac of fecal matter that the parents pluck out of their hiney with their beaks to fly it away from the nest and drop onto the ground. There are no special bird rules that stipulate that fecal sacs must be carried and dropped far away from the nest. Indeed these grackle parents would only go but a few feet before they dropped that fecal sac. Unfortunately, within a few feet of this particular grackle nest is my fine obelisk protecting my cherished rose bush. Which is now covered with grackle poop as the apex of my resin obelisk was a fine place to perch after leaving the nest and it was small matter to just drop the fecal sac right then and there. The bird poop doesn't hurt the roses and in fact, might help in keeping them fertilized and happy. Still, I'd much have preferred the grackle parents to drop their children's fecal sacs elsewhere.

    I can't imagine any animal parents on the planet that work harder than bird parents when it comes time to build, lay eggs, incubate then finally raise their brood and get them the hell out of the nest than the bird fellows.

    Ah. There's the rub. For if ever a rite of passage was so painful and fraught with danger, it's when time comes for baby birds to vacate the nest.

    I knew it was fledging time when I heard the grackle parents calling their children from various points throughout the eco-system. Indeed at least one then eventually more of the baby grackles did exit the nest as God planned because I heard their baby bird sounds from all around the yard.

    Save one bird youngster that rather liked his nest and there's always one bird youngster that gives its parents a hard time about fledging. I had one chance to witness one baby grackle and the tactics its parent used to get it out of the nest.

    The parent had a fine bug in its beak, ostensibly to deliver to the only baby still in the nest. The parent grackle flew into the evergreen bush per normal and the baby squawked its joy at the incoming food. Except this time the parent grackle did not give the baby the bug. Instead, the parent grackle kept the bug firmly in its beak. Before my amazed eyes I watched the parent grackle backing out of the nest with the bug food still in its beak. Right behind the parent was the baby bird, now being lured out of the nest in a carrot-on-a-stick approach by the parent grackle. Likely the youngster grackle didn't know its parent was fooling it by pretending to give it a bug while luring it out of the nest. I saw the baby grackle follow its parent seeking the elusive bug and boom, there was the baby, now wobbling on a branch of the evergreen bush. The parent grackle gave the youngster the bug then flew off, assuming perhaps, that since the baby was finally out of the nest that it would finally get out of the bush with the urging of a few parental calls.

    I just had to go wake up soundly sleeping husband as this was a sight to behold. The reluctant baby grackle wobbled on a thin branch of the evergreen bush and from points unknown its parents called it to come on down. Husband came out and together we regarded that baby grackle dangling on the branch and pondered when it would finally jump down and join the bird world outside of the nest as it was designed. The baby heard its parents calling and it responded by crying plaintively that it didn't like dangling on this dangerous branch and how could my parents do this to me.

    For a full five minutes that baby grackle wobbled on that branch and its parents called it constantly. It was a tough call for that baby grackle. Surely it could hear its parents calling but only within a foot was the cherished nest that its parent had so sneakily lured it from. Husband and I watched the youngster and knew that within a few seconds the young bird would probably fly-jump down off of that branch and join its parents to learn to hunt bugs.

    Only this particular baby grackle, after complaining endlessly to its parents, abruptly turned around and DIVED BACK INTO THE NEST!

    The baby evidently decided it just wasn't worth it, not worth it all.

    Husband and I chuckled at this bird drama. Eventually we must assume the parents got the reluctant baby to fledge but for five minutes of time I was treated to quite the drama as one baby bird said parents be damned, I'm going back where it's safe.



    If the antics of the grackles didn't entertain me enough this spring in the year of our Lord 2006, I also had the wren show. Seems a pair of house wrens, who tend to build their nests in crazy places anyway, got it into their head that they were going to nest inside of an empty planter on my porch. Said planter pot is shaped like a pig and is purely a decorative thing.

    I was enjoying yet another beautiful day on my porch perch when one wren flies within three feet of my rather big human body, some twigs jutting out from its beak. I watched the wren with disbelieving eyes as it flew into the pig-planter and evidently deposited the twigs for the nest. This pig-planter is directly on my porch and I wondered how on earth that little bird thought it was going to incubate and fledge a nest full of babies on a porch often populated by human beings and two dogs. Two dogs that would regard such as a pot full of baby wrens as an object of curiosity at best, perhaps living toys at worst.

    I was then even more amused at the baby wren when he left after depositing the twigs in the pig planter and hopped down onto the concrete porch floor. I wondered what on earth it would find there. In front of my amazed eyes, the wren hopped around the porch floor, pecking here and there at something, I did not know what.

    Finally after much hopping and pecking at the porch floor, the wren lifted its head and now I was flabbergasted. For jutting out from both sides of its beak was a handful of ...DOG HAIR! Indeed the big Belgian Malinois regularly lays on the same concrete porch floor and evidently bits and pieces of her hair were left behind. Birds love to line their nests with animal fur and dogs often provide a bounty of the stuff. Indeed we had a dog that the birds regularly plundered for its shed fur, often right off of the living, breathing dog while it snored peacefully.

    Wrens make a bunch of fake nests as part of their courtship ritual so as of this writing I'm not sure if the pig-planter will be their final selection for nest locale.

    Finally it's such a busy bird season here in the wilds of Delaware that bird dramas can be seen even while driving the Jeep down a busy road.

    Crows are notorious nest-robbers and are forever being attacked by parent birds protecting their nests. As I drove happily down the highway I look up and see a crow being viciously, folks I mean VICIOUSLY, attacked by a mockingbird. This mocker was not out to merely chase off the marauding crow. This mocker wanted to kill the deceitful crow. I simply could not believe how that mockingbird attacked that crow, this while in mid-air! The mocker would catch up to the crow in flight and actually bite its tail-feathers. That crow was flying furiously in almost a complete spiral to get the hell away from this crazed mockingbird. A crow is at least four times the size of a mocker.

    I had to drive on so I never seen the ending of this avian melodrama. But from what I saw of that one very angry mocker taking on that huge bird who would threaten its babies, I drove on knowing that all was right with the world.

    If the birds of our eco-system weren’t busy reproducing and pooping all over the place, the bunny rabbits too are making more of their own. One evening, after hearing husband mention that he’d yet to see any rabbits, I looked over by our front fence and there, sitting so very still one would never know it was a mammal, was a bunny rabbit. Stealthily I summoned husband and he was happy to see his first spring rabbit and goodness knows we wouldn’t want any rabbit shortage or anything.

    The following night I noticed something, right at about the same spot where the rabbit had been the day before, rolling around and frolicking in the grass. This time I had to lift my eyeglasses and squint. The long ears were the first clue. Again, I stealthily summoned husband and both of us walked out to the spot where the baby bunny had been frolicking. By this time the baby rabbit had assumed that perfectly still position and we were able to get very close to the little guy. He was sort of a calico bunny, sporting all sorts of colors in the manner of a calico cat. He had positioned himself in his frozen state right near my whiskey barrel planters.

    “Don’t scare him,” husband cautioned.

    “Well I’ve got to water my plants but I’ll watch my step,” I responded.

    Indeed I did uncoil the hose and managed to water the plants all around the baby bunny, who remained in that frozen position. Had I not known he was there he was barely noticeable, such was his camouflage ability. As I watered and stepped gingerly around the little guy I talked to him. Yes I did.

    He didn’t answer me, of course, but I prattled on about how I had to water my plants but I promised not to get him wet. All the while the baby bunny sat in his spot, probably hoping my big galoot self would just go away.

    When the watering chore was done I bid the little rabbit goodnight. The next day he was gone. But we know that here in this small eco-system, the birds and bunnies are reproducing, frolicking and heh, sometimes refusing to leave the nest.
    More Gardens and Bird posts HERE

    Friday

    Pop Culture Update 5/26/06

    The Cruise/Rivers’ feud. Canned oxygen. OJ’s new and tasteless TV show. Much more.
    Pic of the Day
    Hummingbird




    Quote of the Day
    Ninety-five percent of the people who died today had expected to live a lot longer.
    - Albert M. Wells, Jr.



    Top Ten Signs You've Been Living With Your Parents Too Long

    10. They withhold Social Security from your allowance
    9. You notice that "old person smell" but it's coming from your room
    8. You have to explain to your children that you can't take them to the zoo today because you're grounded
    7. The annual "growth chart" marks on the hallway door indicate you are getting shorter
    6. The blue of your Smurf sheets match your varicose veins
    5. You were grounded for drinking the last can of Ensure
    4. You excitedly beg your mom to buy that new cereal, the one with the high fiber
    3. Stopped stealing their liquor; started stealing their Lipitor
    2. Last night you were grounded because you stayed out too late with your wife
    1. You can't go to Vegas until you eat all your vegetables


    Web Site Worth the Visit
    Folks, of all the documentation on the Internet regarding computers and how they work, THIS is the site that encapsulates it all in one easy to understand graphic.

    Throw all your other links away and visit HERE. Click it now and you will go away wiser and more knowledgeable than the geekiest of computer geeks.




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    What Is David Blaine Trying to Prove?

    Life is humming along here in this United States. Spring had come and the garden centers buzzed with shoppers. Out of the corner of our collective ears we hear about some fellow immersing himself in a tank of water for a solid week. At the end of the immersion period, we were told, David Blaine's oxygen would be removed and Blaine would attempt to break the world-record for holding of breath underwater.

    Yeah, that's the ticket.

    All during the week we hear about Blaine's very wrinkled skin and the pundits lament the pain and danger of such a state.

    Yet across the fruited plains folks kept purchasing petunias and mulch and wondered what this was all about. If the pundits expected Americans to moan and sob over the state of Blaine's skin, well it didn't happen.

    Now we understand that David Blaine's claim to any sort of fame is his publicity stunts that were meant to generate, well, publicity comes to mind.

    Folks, you can only get away with this for so long. Add to the melodrama being whipped up by Blaine's handlers, the plan was to garner sympathy and admiration for this man so willing to submerge himself for an entire week for the benefit of mankind.
    Another spectator, David Linker, said Blaine symbolized "man's strength to go beyond what normal people can do."

    "I told him he needed to get out of the water, and he refused me," said Gunel. "He said he did not want to let the people down."

    Dear Lord, Blaine didn't want to "let the people down". I assume that WE are the "people" Blaine strived to keep buoyed and effervescent and yet not many people in my surround cared all that much.

    Hey, it's America and if a fellow wants to live underwater in a fishbowl for a week, then he has a constitutional right to do so.

    It was cute, how Blaine's handlers tried to hype the event. The climax of which was hardly a climax in that Blaine didn't come even close to the underwater breath-holding record and the episode was over before anyone even knew it had come.

    Heh.

    From Freep.com:
    BlaineNEW YORK (AP) Magician David Blaine left the hospital Tuesday where he had been admitted for observation after being submerged in an 8-foot fish bowl with an oxygen mask for a week followed by a 7-minute breath-holding stunt.



    Surprise! Tom Cruise Is Suing!

    Someone needs to tell Tom Cruise that his "Top Gun" days are over.

    In fact, tell the couch-hopping Scientologist that his "Mission Impossible" days are behind him while at it.

    Seems Joan Rivers, heh, made a barbed comment about Cruise and new child.

    Tom's way of fighting veiled homosexual comments is to sue the dickens out of anyone who would so suggest.

    No matter the man's sexuality, Tom Cruise is a crazed has-been in this world of Jack Bauer. Even though he got all of his Scientology friends to attend his "Mission Impossible Seventeen" movie, it still fizzled at the box office.

    From Starmag.com:
    Tom and Katie are said to be "outraged and offended" by a nasty joke made by comedian Joan Rivers, which implied Tom was not the biological father of baby Suri.

    Acid-tongued Joan - in Australia for the Logie Awards - had the TV industry audience in stitches when she quipped that Tom was at the birth of his baby daughter, but he "wasn't at the conception".

    Now Tom's lawyers are believed to have fired off a threatening letter to Ms Rivers, as news of the baseless - but hilarious - slur makes its way to the States.

    The John Lennon Movie

    I simply do not believe that Beatle John Lennon fans are so unhappy with the prospect of a movie on Lennon's killer that they're threatening star Lindsay Lohan with death over the matter.

    Makes good pre-movie hype though.

    I suspect that her sit-down with Yoko was probably to gain background, NOT to earn Yoko's approval as Lohan asserts. Yoko couldn't keep a movie about mental patient Chapman from being made at any rate although I'll allow that her cooperation would make filming and background a bit easier.

    A movie exploring the dark confused mind of Mark David Chapman would intrigue, as I surmise.
    Give peace a chance! Some angry John Lennon fans are not happy with Lindsay Lohan. In fact, she says she's received death threats, reports MSNBC.com.

    The Mean Girls star is set to star in a film about Mark David Chapman, the man who shot and killed the former Beatle. But, she says, Lennon's widow gave her the OK to appear in the film, Chapter 27, in which she plays a friend of Lennon's killer.

    ''I sat down with Yoko Ono a few times to talk to her about it, because I didn't want -- it's a very touchy subject, and nobody [that worked for me] wanted me to do the movie . . . Just because John Lennon is a legend. And I was actually really nervous going into it, because I did get death threats and everything,'' she said at a news conference promoting her most recent film, Just My Luck. ``But I love my character in the movie, and she's just such a . . . genuine fan of John Lennon and Yoko Ono in the film, and she's the light in the movie. . . . But I wanted to get the OK from Yoko Ono.''

    Dog Radio Launched in Thailand

    Can America be far behind?

    The station even has the DJ's launch into an occasional howl as "dogs howl when they hear sad songs".

    An entire radio network just for dogs? If it works, it'll happen here. Americans love their dogs. I have a singing/dancing dachshund that could be hired for bit parts, such is his talent. Add some sound effects and who knows what will happen? How about some ringing doorbells? Man, that would have the dogs across the planet barking and howling. Or, get this, a recording of other barking dogs. Play it in stereo. My dogs would go berserk over this, not to mention the frenzy to find the strange dogs in the house. I can see radios across the land torn to bits.

    Lots of potential here.

    From Yahoo.com:
    BANGKOK, Thailand - A Thai entrepreneur has launched an Internet radio station to put dogs in a better mood.

    Anupan Boonchuen, director of a dog grooming school, said he launched Dog Radio Thailand this week because he has seen music improve the mood of dogs he grooms.

    O.J. Simpson's New Show-Such Class

    No one accused convicted killer O.J. Simpson of having any class. Yes, his conviction came only through the civil court but O.J. Simpson owes millions to the families of the people he killed.

    So how is it that the guy gets a new, albeit pay-per-view program called "Juiced"?

    Oh. According to the quote below O.J. is NOT paid for his part in the "Candid-Camera" type of show.

    Yeah, right.

    Then the man has the audacity to try to sell his famous white Bronco for giggles and grins as part of a show's staged stunt.

    Slicing people from ear-to-ear, yeah, that's really funny.

    The family of Ron Goldman will be watching this closely. O.J. owes them money.

    From YAHOO.com:
    O.J. Simpson and White BroncoLOS ANGELES - In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism from the family of a man he was accused of killing.

    Simpson was not paid for the program, Mahr said.

    "Basically O.J. Simpson has decided to do this because he wants to do it, and he wanted to have fun with it," Mahr said.

    Fun. At the expense of two dead people, struck down in the prime of their life. Killed by the man who now wants to have fun with it. What a classy guy O.J. is.
    The Dustup Over Star Jones

    Below is a blogger's rather ungrammatical take on the Star Jones/Rosie O'Donnell flap.

    Seems Star's contract is up on The View and seems Rosie O'Donnell wants in.

    Yeah. Rosie O'Donnell, now there's a sweetheart.

    The hype, fanned I assume by The View's bigwigs, is that if Star doesn't leave then look for on-air catfights between Star and Rosie. This is supposed to make us tune in to watch the action.

    Heh.

    From dlisted.blogspot.com:
    Yesterday, I heard from someone that the shit was going down at ABC. Star Jones' contract is up very soon and apparently producers are trying to get her ass off the show. They are hoping Star demands tons of money and Meredith's spot at the table in which it will be easy for them producers to refuse making her walk.

    To make matters worse for that fug whore, everyone is waiting for Rosie O'Donnell's presence to really set Star off. People are already speculating that the two will go at it.

    Barbara Walters obviously hates Star, because she had this to say about any possible animosity Star may have with Rosie:

    "The only concern would be Star's. If Star wants to continue to be there, she is welcome."

    Oxygen from the 7-11

    Can of oxygen being inhaledDid you know the air we breathe consists of only about 20% oxygen? Which is why the latest craze in Japan is so-called "oxygen bars", where patrons can get a dose of 95% pure oxygen with their drink.

    And now, yon ladies and gems, canned oxygen is available in the local 7-11.

    The canisters provide oxygen for about 35 2-second inhalations. At an average of about five hits a day, one oxygen canister would last a week. The oxygen hit relieves fatigue and gives the user a zap of energy when needed.

    As of now the oxygen is sold only in Japanese 7-11's but look for it soon at a convenience store near you.

    From Rapidnewswire.com:
    Japanese convenience store operator Seven-Eleven Japan has breathed fresh air into its product lineup by announcing it will add cans of oxygen to its shelves.

    Media Nuggets

    From FreeRepublic's Sunday Talk Show Thread.

  • Anderson Cooper NOT CNN's newsman of the future.
  • New channel launched just for raising babies.
  • Circulation drops for Houston Chronicle, San Francisco Chronicle, Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, New York Daily News, Newsday, Boston Globe
  • Sirius launches Catholic Radio Channel
  • Ted Turner gone for good?
  • Check out this Media Mogul Bonus! And the media whines about oil executives’ pay.

    Unattributed but still juicy:

    Brett Baier is replacing Carl Cameron as Chief WH Correspondent, while Cameron is moving back as chief political correspondent. Mike Emanuel will replace Baier at the Pentagon. Major Garrett has been promoted to congressional correspondent. Brian Wilson has been named the permanent anchor of Weekend Live.

    TimeWarner has aquired full control of Court-TV and is planning to put Catherine Crier against Fox's Greta Van Susteran sometime soon.

    Below, a Media Nugget I Stumbled Upon

    Heh. A feud between Tim Russert and Arianna Huffington? Gotta love it.
    From Editor and Publisher:
    NEW YORK In an interview in the upcoming Sunday issue of The New York Times Magazine, "Meet the Press" host Tim Russert discusses, among other things, his new book (a collection of letters about fathers) and Tony Snow's appointment as White House press secretary. But his strongest barbs are directed at liberal blogger Arianna Huffington.

    Asked if he reads the popular Huffington Post online, which carries a regular critique of "Meet the Press," Russert replied to Deborah Solomon, "I don't. There are so many untruths, it is scary. You know, there's a long history there."

    Cheese Perfume?

    Earthy Stilton cheese at that.

    Fellows, here's your chance. For that next occasion, get your female beloved a can of oxygen and a bottle of cheese perfume.

    Tell us how it goes.

    From Reuters.com:
    The Stilton Cheese Makers Association commissioned an aromatics firm to create Eau de Stilton, described on the association's Web site as featuring a "symphony of natural base notes including Yarrow, Angelica seed, Clary Sage and Valerian."

    Dig This Mirage

    Something about air temperature, water temperature and lots of rainfall. Or so experts explain the mirage, pictured below, that is a reflection of the landscape cast across the sea.

    Neat!

    From Chinabroadcast:
    They explained that a mirage is formed when moisture in the air becomes warmer than the temperature of sea water, which refracts rays of sunlight to create reflections of the landscape in the sky.

    Mirage in China


    More Gossip/Speculation HERE
  • Thursday

    American Idol 2006-The Winner!

    And the winner of the 2006 American Idol competition is ...
    Pic of the Day
    Dog Stuck in Tree




    Quote of the Day
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
    - Albert Einstein


    Web Site Worth the Visit
    So you think you have great hearing? A terrific sense of smell? Check it out.
    Test Your Senses



    Little Known Facts and other interesting but useless trivia

  • Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  • The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  • A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  • There are more chickens than people in the world.
  • Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
  • The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
  • All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
  • "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
  • Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  • A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  • Tigers have stripped skin, not just stripped fur.
  • Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  • The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.
  • A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  • An American dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  • It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this at home!)
  • The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
  • In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
  • Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.


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    Finalists Reveal Their New Singles

    The two finalists revealed their new "singles" this week. One I liked; the other I hated.

    First, the performances of the two finalists: Katharine McPhee and Taylor Hicks.

    I've disliked Taylor Hicks right along and am still surprised he is one of the two finalists and further, with this missive being written BEFORE the winner is announced, Taylor might be the 2006 American Idol. At the end of the post the winner is posted but I write this early in the day, 5/25/06, that my prose and thoughts not be prejudiced by the outcome. Once the winner is announced I will post this on the Blog with these early thoughts still in place no matter the result.

    Katharine McPhee began the three-song final performance with a song she sang once before. The title is "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree". I'd never heard of the song when she sang it before and now that I've heard it again, I still don't like it. Katharine evidently likes the song and I suppose it's the sort of current and happening song she'd like to sing should she be the winner of the 2006 American Idol competition.

    Make no mistake that Katharine is a mainstream pop singer kind of entertainer and these types tend to get the votes. For now I am predicting Katharine will win the 2006 competition because of that mainstream thing and the fact that the girl is perfectly lovely, much prettier than Taylor Hicks.

    Randy noted that Katharine's first rendition of the horse song was a better performance.

    For her second song Katharine sang "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", a good choice as out of all the songs Katharine sang she performed this tune beautifully.

    Katharine McPhee


    Paula rambled on about proud Dads after Katharine sang this Judy Garland classic. Simon declared it the "best performance of the competition."

    Katharine sang her debut single, a tune called "My Destiny".

    I didn't like it a bit nor did the judges. Which was odd in that the judges negative comments could depress sales, don't you think?

    The tune had Katharine's voice all over the musical scale, with major parts entirely too low for her range. If Taylor Hicks should win, I'd argue that it was this song that killed Katharine. Taylor's debut single was much better.

    Speaking of Taylor, he began his first of three songs for the performance finale with "Living in the City". I suppose this is Taylor's sort of song and it does fit his voice and performance style perfectly. It's a mainstream enough kind of tune to keep Taylor in the running.

    As an interesting aside, much was made of the fact that on Taylor's initial tryout for the AI competition Simon turned him down. I'd argue that Simon was wiser than we give him credit for because there's been gazillions of contestants better than Taylor.

    On to Taylor's second song, Elton John's "Levon", it was an okay performance.

    Taylor Hicks


    It was Taylor's debut single that was quite good and could put him over the edge to win this thing. The title was "Do I Make You Proud?" and go with me on this, it was a perfect song to tease the older and wiser viewers just like myself into voting for Mr. Hicks to win.

    Indeed it was a great tune, though hardly the sort of song in Taylor's repertoire but it could be a real hit on the pop charts.

    For now I'm going with Katharine as the winner.

    And the 2006 American Idol is: Taylor Hicks

    Taylor Hicks




    More American Idol Reviews Here

    More TV Reviews HERE

    Wednesday

    Political Tidbits 5/24/06

    Good news from Iraq. Scott Ritter has a new book! And a blogger sent to jail.
    Pic of the Day
    Dumb Sign




    Quote of the Day
    A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
    - Hugh Downs



    Hillbilly Medical Terms

    1.Benign...........What you be after you be eight.
    2.Bacteria.........Back door to cafeteria.
    3.Barium...........What doctors do when patients die.
    4.Cesarean Section.A neighborhood in Rome.
    5.Catscan..........Searching for kitty.
    6.Colic............A sheep dog.
    7.Coma.............A punctuation mark.
    8.D&C..............Where Washington is.
    9.Dilate...........To live long.
    10.Enema...........Not a friend.
    11.Fester..........Quicker than someone else.
    12.Fibula..........A small lie.
    13.G.I. Series.....World Series of Military baseball.
    14. Hangnail.......What you hang your coat on.
    15. Impotent.......Distinquished,well known.
    16. Labor Pain.....Getting hurt at work.
    17. Medical Staff..A Doctor's cane.
    18. Morbid.........A higher offer than I bid.
    19.Nitrates........Cheaper than day rates.
    20.Node............I knew it.


    Web Site Worth the Visit

    Calling all Elvis fans. Click on the link below to hear him sing a favorite patriotic tune.
    Elvis sings America the Beautiful


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    What's Going on in Iraq

    Ripped directly from the pages of Centcom's electronic newsletter, in this new feature we will post news from Iraq and Afghanistan that's gives an alternate picture than that on the drive-by media.

    If you want bad news, watch the Lamestream media.

    Because every day in military theatres across the planet, our soldiers are, person by person, incident by incident, doing more to promote love of America (we really ARE the good guys folks) by doing what Americans do best-just being Americans, the fine and happening humans that we are.

    The goal of the military is to kill people and break things, as the manual unabashedly states. Unstated is how each and every service person is a diplomat representing the United States. On this blog, we will give a rundown of the good things our fine young soldiers are doing to win the hearts and minds of many people on the planet.

    From Centcom.mil

    Community Celebrates School Renovation; Iraqi and MND-B Soldiers Provide Supplies to Students
    BAGHDAD, Iraq - Soldiers from the Iraqi army and Multi-National Division - Baghdad surprised between 400-500 children of Al Hudaybiya Elementary School April 23 with free school supplies during a celebration to mark the completion of the school's renovations in Bakaria, within the Gazaliyah neighborhood, located southwest of Baghdad.

    Airmen Share Lunch, Love with Elderly

    BISHKEK, Kyrgyzstan -- Olga finished school 70 years ago. After graduating, she became a teacher of Russian, German and finally mathematics for more than 30 years. She has so much to share about that time, but today, she has fewer and fewer people to hear her stories. Brothers and sisters, husbands and children have passed on or moved too far away to visit.

    That's why lunch with the American Airmen is such a treat, said Tech. Sgt. Victoria Querido.

    Provincial Reconstruction Team Visits Kapisa Women's Center
    KAPISA PROVINCE, Afghanistan - Members of the Bagram Provincial Reconstruction Team visited the Kapisa Women's Center in Mahmood Raqi April 17 to deliver humanitarian civil assistance including shoes, clothing, personal hygiene packs, food and radios.

    Coalition Doctors Deliver Baby Girl at Tarin Khowt Provincial Reconstruction Team Clinic
    KANDAHAR AIRFIELD, Afghanistan - Coalition medical providers performed an emergency Cesarean-section delivering a healthy baby girl and preserving the 22-year-old Afghan mother's life at the Tarin Khowt Provincial Reconstruction Team clinic April 23.

    U.S. Units Help Ethiopians Build Capacity
    CAMP HURSO, Ethiopia, April 22, 2006 - The 31 Ethiopian soldiers who graduated from border security class here yesterday gave new meaning to "building capacity," buzz words for the Combined Joint Task Force Horn of Africa's efforts in the region.

    Army 1st Lt. Christopher Anderson, the officer in charge of the U.S. training effort in Camp Hurso, Ethiopia, praises the students of his class during graduation exercises for the Border Security Class April 21. Photo by Jim Garamone

    Traitor and Pervert Scott Ritter Has New Book

    Scott Ritter is the former U.S. representative to the U.N. who turned against this country rather suddenly, claiming that the lovely Saddam was, well a lovely person. We're certainly not going to promote this little creep's book. By judicious clicking, starting from this post on Littlegreenfootballs one can locate the book plus ordering information.

    We just want to point out that this Scott Ritter is the same fellow who took $100,000 from some Saddam cohort to make a movie. We'd also point out that we've yet to see the movie but hey, it's not like it was bribe money or anything.

    Also, we'd point out that Ritter was TWICE caught meeting an underaged girl he seduced over the Internet. One time he was arrested.

    So go on, buy the book.
    Ritter gained fame in the late 1990s for being a pain in Saddam Hussein's behind, then became a national fascination several years later when he turned his ire toward the Bush administration, which Ritter rightly believed was bent on waging a political war based on specious claims that Iraq posed a threat to its neighbors and the United States. The proof simply wasn't there, he said to anyone who'd listen, a crowd that included the Iraqi National Assembly's Arab and Foreign Relations Committee.

    Alaa Ahmed Seif al-Islam, Egyptian Blogger Imprisoned

    Bloggers across the Blogosphere are doing their best to get an Egyptian blogger released from prison.

    The blogger, commonly known as Alaa, was imprisoned for, well for trying to bring democracy to Egypt.

    From MSNBC.com:
    Alaa is a secular democracy activist, and a tireless advocate of freedom, free speech and human rights. He organizes demonstrations and engages in protests against all kinds of injustices in Egypt and is the winner of the international Best of the Blogs award from Reporters Without Borders last December.

    Seems that not only was blogger Alaa imprisoned by Egyptian authorities, but also three fellow Democracy advocates who showed up in court to support Alaa!

    Alaa's site is here. Please help swamp the Egyptian embassy with emails to free this man.

    There are times when we wonder why more Muslims don't speak out against their oppressive governments. Maybe this is why.

    Interesting....Very Interesting

    Came across this graphic on a famous "Pookies Tunes" post on FreeRepublic and was intrigued.

    The upper part of the pic is fairly well-known and is, indeed, frequently hit on this Blog as we've had several graphics of the true red/blue demographics of this country. The interesting comparison is the graphic below the red/blue breakdown that uses shades of brown to illustrate the point.

    Seems those same "blue" areas of the country, y'all know what I'm talking about, are also the most expensive places to live.

    Takes a lot of money to support homeless and welfare recipients that tend to congregate in big urban areas. Somebody's gotta pay for it all. And the somebodys are the few taxpaying citizens left who have not already bailed out to less pocketbook-damaging red states.

    Read it and weep. Learn the truth.

    Political Demographic/Cost of Living in the U.S.


    Dear Lord Look at Who the U.N. Appointed to Its Human Rights Council!

    Folks, you can't make it up. Saudi Arabia on the United Nations' Human Rights Council? Women, ladies and gems, cannot even drive in Saudi Arabia!

    And China? Russia?

    If the U.N. were running this country they would appoint:

  • Zacharias Moussaoui as head of the CIA anti-terrorist unit.
  • Scott Peterson as head of the FBI.
  • Patsy Ramsey as head of the Child Welfare Department.
  • Joe Biden as head of the Bald People of America.

    United Nations Satire cartoon

    And these people are supposed to be leading the world? Does the U.N. really think that the world should follow the lead of Saudi Arabia in terms of human rights?

    Snort, guffaw, rolling on the floor.

    The U.N. did turn down Iran and Venezuela as members of the Human Rights Council but dear Lord, why were they even being considered?

    From the NY TIMES:
    China, Cuba, Pakistan, Russia, Saudi Arabia and Azerbaijan, countries cited by human rights groups as not deserving membership, were among the 47 nations elected to the council. But in a move hailed by the same groups, both Iran and Venezuela failed to attract the needed votes. ...

    That Strange Juror

    I don't think Z. Moussaoui should have gotten the death penalty as has been stated often on this blog. I think his life in a super-security prison is punishment enough. Still, eleven out of twelve jurors on his case thought he should be given the death penalty.

    What's even odder, the lone juror who voted against the death penalty didn't identify his or herself (the verdict must have come via secret ballot) and there was no way to debate the lone dissenter.

    Odd. Very odd.

    From the WAPO.com:
    Only one juror stood between the death penalty and Zacarias Moussaoui and that juror frustrated his colleagues because he never explained his vote, according to the foreman of the jury that sentenced the al-Qaeda operative to life in prison last week.

    The foreman, a Northern Virginia math teacher, said in an interview that the panel voted 11 to 1, 10 to 2 and 10 to 2 in favor of the death penalty on three terrorism charges for which Moussaoui was eligible for execution. A unanimous vote on any one of them would have resulted in a death sentence.

    RU486 & the Clinton Plan to Use It to Eliminate the Poor

    RU486 is popularly called the "day after" birth control pill. The notion being that, oops, the act is done but no birth control was used. Pop one of these handy puppies and problem solved. Not being a medical expert, I do know that this drug somehow aborts a conception right at the point of, well, conception.

    At one point in time this was still an experimental drug and required FDA approval. This point in time was during the Clinton administration and like everything else during that administration, there were behind the scene shenanigans.

    Clarice Feldman reports, at American Thinker.com about documents Judicial Watch obtained from none other than the Clinton library. A Ron Weddington, Clinton co-counsel on Roe versus Wade (who'd think a President would have such a thing?), wrote an interesting letter to President Clinton about the need to push RU486 through to FDA approval.
    [G]overnment is also going to have to provide vasectomies, tubal ligations and abortions. . . . There have been about 30 million abortions in this country since Roe v. Wade. Think of all the poverty, crime and misery. . . and then add 30 million unwanted babies to the scenario. We lost a lot of ground during the Reagan-Bush religious orgy. We don't have a lot of time left.

    We don't need more cannon fodder. We don't need more parishioners. We don't need more cheap labor. We don't need more poor babies.

    Gotta love that reference to the "Reagan-Bush religious orgy" and hey, the idea of the government providing vasectomies, tubal ligations and abortions to rid the country of the nasty poor-"we don't need more poor babies"-is right up the Clinton socialist/communist agenda.

    Full Judicialwatch report HERE.

    Kennedy Airplane Hit by Lightning. Allegedly.

    For one never knows with the Kennedys. What with their historical problems with trees on ski slopes, automobiles and airplanes, it could be that God almighty struck Senator Ted Kennedy's airplane just because, well just because he's a Kennedy. The family whose gene pool is so polluted that even their machines don't work right.

    From Breitbart.com:
    A plane carrying U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy from western Massachusetts to his home on the coast was struck by lightning Saturday and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said.

    The eight-seat Cessna Citation 550 plane lost all electrical power, including communications, and the pilot had to fly the plane manually, according to spokeswoman Melissa Wagoner. No one was hurt.

    Pilot had to fly the plane manually. Too bad John F. Kennedy jr. wasn't around to help with piloting duties.

    Yeah, I know I'm going to go to hell for saying such a thing. Way I figger, I'll have lots of Kennedy company in the hot place and can spend the rest of eternity telling them all what a hapless bunch of losers they are.

    Hugo Chavez, My Dictator Lover

    This was entirely too juicy to pass by on a trip across the Blogosphere.

    A Herma Marksman tells us about her ten years as amour to Venezuela dictator and keeper of the oil wells.

    Oh my. So Hugo darling was quite the lover, showering lovers with flowers, chocolates and plenty of gifts.

    Yet Chavez' former lover complains about Hugo's supreme disappointment as a leader. Well duh. Give a man too much power with no checks and balances, add a whole bunch of oil money, throw in a corrupt Jimmy Carter validating that country's illegitimate election and boom, we have yet another Latin American monster from the mold of Castro and Saddam.

    From Timesonline.com:
    THERE are many reasons why Herma Marksman still looks back fondly on the 10 years she spent as the mistress of Hugo Chavez, who at the time was an ambitious lieutenant-colonel on his way to becoming the president of Venezuela

    For a Hoot

    Laura Ingrahm sponsored a "separated at birth" contest on her site. One end of the birth split up was none other than Nancy Pelosi, minority speaker in the House of Representatives. Pelosi, God love her brittle face and unblinking eyes, is the focus of many jibes over the extensive plastic surgery the lady had to have had, goodness, the woman's face barely moves during her Moonbat rants.

    Laura offered three choices for the separated at birth choice but one of the choices really hit home. The winner was an actual bat with huge brown eyes and hey, the creature really did resemble Ms. Pelosi. Coulda even been a genuine Moonbat, who knows?

    But one of the choices, that of Jennifer Wilbanks-the so-called "Runaway Bride"-really took my fancy.

    So much so that I put Nancy and Jennifer side-by-side in the pic below.

    Yes the Moonbat Laura Ingrahm used did resemble Pelosi but Jennifer Wilbanks is a human and damn if those two don't look like they were separated at birth to me.

    Nancy Pelosi/Jennifer Wilbanks


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